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Fritz:
Dude! A couple of those girls aren't wearing any underwear!

Scott:
What?!

Fritz:
You mean you didn't see that sh*t?

Scott:
No, how can you tell?

Fritz:
Oh, I can tell dude. Girls' underwear is huge with me, man, and let me just tell you this: I can't see any pantylines on any of those chicks.

Scott:
Maybe they're wearing a thong.

Fritz:
Maybe they were wearing thongs, you know. That's some wild sh*t, don't you think?

Scott:
Yeah.

Fritz:
Man, those girls can't be a day over fourteen and they're sporting thongs. That's sweet, huh?

Scott:
Oh yeah! Thongs are pretty sweet!

Fritz:
I mean, most fourteen-year-old girls that I know, they're wearing that boring grandma underwear well into puberty and beyond. You know, Hanes Her Way's and sh*t, you know?

Scott:
Yeah dude, that stuff sucks.

Fritz:
But you know, by the time they hit sixteen, they venture into the bikinis... Maybe they dabble a little bit with the Victoria's Secrets and sh*t, you know?

Scott:
Oh yeah, that's the best...

Fritz:
Well no, dude, you know... You know Victoria's Secrets, man. It sounds sexy and sh*t, but most of it's a lot of really conservative stuff.

Scott:
Yeah, that's what I meant.

Fritz:
Yeah, but a thong... A thong, dude... Thongs are sweet. Girls don't start wearing a thong until they start f***ing.

Scott:
Oh yeah!

Fritz:
I mean, how many virgins do you know going around sporting a thong? None, right?

Scott:
Yeah. Wow.

Fritz:
Yeah.