Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign Live2004

[watching Steve Irwin]

Bill Engvall:
Did you see where he was messing with the spitting cobras?

[brief laughter]

Bill Engvall:
This was his shining moment of idiocy. He's got this spitting cobra in front of him, all right? And he's making it mad with his backpack. He's going "Oh, look. Look how he stands up when he's angry. Oh, it's all right, little fellow, I'm not going to hurt you." And you could actually see the snake go "that's it"

[hiss]

Bill Engvall:
And he spit poison in Steve's eyes. Well, Steve freaked out. He goes "Oh, my God. He spit poison in my eyes." And y'all, I am *screaming* at my television set

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
"THEY'RE SPITTING COBRAS, YOU MORON!"

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
Jesus, didn't you hear the

[hocks a ball of spit in his throat]

Bill Engvall:
? I'm not even a vet and I know that one! You hear

[makes the noise again]

Bill Engvall:
, move!