Bill Engvall: Here's Your Sign Live2004

[taking his son Travis in for a sports physical]

Bill Engvall:
His only concern about this whole physical was whether he was going to get a shot or not. He goes "dad, am I going to get a shot?" I said, "no, it's your sports physical, there's no shot." Two minutes later: "dad, am I going to get a shot?" And I go "did you not hear me? No shot. Sports physical." Two minutes later: "dad..." And I go "son, a shot... is the least of your worries at this point."

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
So we get to the doctor's office, and I'm standing right next to him. The doctor checks his heart, and his lungs and his blood pressure. And all of a sudden the doctor goes "all right, son, take your pants off."

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
"What'd he say?"

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
"He wants you to take your pants off."

Bill Engvall:
"Why?"

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
"It's just part of your sports physical, son."

Bill Engvall:
"We... we wear pants in sports."

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
"Just take your pants off."

[pantomimes Travis nervously taking his pants off]

Bill Engvall:
The doctor goes "all right, son, take your underwear off."

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
"Dad." I said, "it's all right." He starts

[pantomimes Travis nervously taking his underwear off, then pauses]

Bill Engvall:
"Am I in trouble for something?"

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
"Just take your underwear off!"

[laughter]

Bill Engvall:
So he slides those drawers down, and that doctor reached up and just grabbed him.

[laughter]