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[taking his son Travis in for a sports physical]Bill Engvall: His only concern about this whole physical was whether he was going to get a shot or not. He goes "dad, am I going to get a shot?" I said, "no, it's your sports physical, there's no shot." Two minutes later: "dad, am I going to get a shot?" And I go "did you not hear me? No shot. Sports physical." Two minutes later: "dad..." And I go "son, a shot... is the least of your worries at this point."[laughter]Bill Engvall: So we get to the doctor's office, and I'm standing right next to him. The doctor checks his heart, and his lungs and his blood pressure. And all of a sudden the doctor goes "all right, son, take your pants off."[laughter]Bill Engvall: "What'd he say?"[laughter]Bill Engvall: "He wants you to take your pants off."Bill Engvall: "Why?"[laughter]Bill Engvall: "It's just part of your sports physical, son."Bill Engvall: "We... we wear pants in sports."[laughter]Bill Engvall: "Just take your pants off."[pantomimes Travis nervously taking his pants off]Bill Engvall: The doctor goes "all right, son, take your underwear off."[laughter]Bill Engvall: "Dad." I said, "it's all right." He starts[pantomimes Travis nervously taking his underwear off, then pauses]Bill Engvall: "Am I in trouble for something?"[laughter]Bill Engvall: "Just take your underwear off!"[laughter]Bill Engvall: So he slides those drawers down, and that doctor reached up and just grabbed him.[laughter]

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