Billy Owens and the Secret of the Runes2010

Devon Turner:
Why do I have to carry this heavy thing?

Mandy Finch:
'Cause it's your job.

Devon Turner:
How is it my job?

Billy Owens:
I have to agree. The way I see it, that the commander of the natural has to be Danny with her way with animals.

Mandy Finch:
And the wizard of the supernatural just has to be Billy with his magic.

Devon Turner:
So what did they mean by unnatural?

Mandy Finch:
Well, that pretty much leaves you in the, um, undead department.

Devon Turner:
That's what I was afraid you were going to say.

Danny Finch:
So what exactly are runes anyway?

Devon Turner:
I only know one thing about runes. And that's that they're these mystical symbols that are kinda like an ancient Viking alphabet. And if you understand their different meanings well enough, you can cast spells with them.

Danny Finch:
Cool!

Mandy Finch:
According to legend, Odin, the chief of the Norse gods, speared himself to a tree in a self-sacrificial attempt to receive knowledge. While he hung suspended for nine windy nights, he learned the mysteries of the runes, which he then passed on to his people. The Nordic peoples have since revered the runic script as a true gift from Odin himself. It is believed that the similarity to...

Devon Turner:
Hold on. I said I knew only one thing about runes. Not that I wanted to know more.