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Sheriff:
Here ya go. [the sheriff gives Ears a hot dog]

Jessie 'Ears':
[Quietly] Thanks.

Sheriff:
You know every time you order a hot dog with Sauerkraut on it theirs something going on.

Sheriff:
What is it this time?

Jessie 'Ears':
Why are people so stupid? I mean no one ever does what you think their gonna do, then they end up dumping on you. Does that ever happen to you?

Sheriff:
Every day. Gettin' dumped on what they pay me for. [Chuckles]

Jessie 'Ears':
Wish I was old enough to get out of this place. I'm sick of hanging around with a bunch of immature brats.

Sheriff:
Oh, honey. Don't grow up so darn fast. I know you think your ready to hit the road once you have to understand that when you start makin' those kind of choices you can't ever stop.

Jessie 'Ears':
But it's different now Dad. It's not like when your were a kid.

Sheriff:
No, every kid thinks that, every kid thinks, that when something happens to them its the first time that it's ever happened to anybody. But I guarantee ya there was some kid in Roman Empire that felt exactly they way your felling right now.

Jessie 'Ears':
So me getting dumped on isn't anything new either. Alright I'm gonna go.

Sheriff:
OK.

Jessie 'Ears':
Thanks.

Sheriff:
Hm-hm. [Ears kisser her dad on the cheek]

Sheriff:
Listen, don't be late for supper.

Jessie 'Ears':
OK, I won't.