Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road

     

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road2006

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road is a 2006 direct-to-video film and two-disc CD album. more »


Bill Engvall:
Then we got my dog, Duke, he's a basset hound. Duke's the perfect dog, yeah! He eats his own turds! Perfect dog right there. Goes outside to poop, cleans it right up! You can't teach that. That's just a gift. Best part is, my wife doesn't know he does it. She loves to let that dog lick her face! That's why we never have an argument. She starts climbing on top of me, and I'm like, "Duke! Mama needs some lovin'!"

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