Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road

     

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road2006

Blue Collar Comedy Tour: One for the Road is a 2006 direct-to-video film and two-disc CD album. more »


Jeff Foxworthy:
Fashion rule number five. It is okay to wear a t-shirt with nothing written on it. I don't know what it is about rednecks. We never have to write a r?sum?, because you can learn everything you want to know about us by reading our clothes.

[laughter and applause]

Jeff Foxworthy:
You give me a redneck man's t-shirt drawer, I can tell you what kind of truck he drives, what radio station he listens to, who he roots for in NASCAR, what he likes to hunt, who his favorite college football team is, his philosophy on life, and where he went on vacation the last twenty-one summers.

[cheers and applause]

Jeff Foxworthy:
And you give me his windbreaker, I'll tell you what kind of cigarettes he smokes.

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