Bob & Tom Radio: The Comedy Tour2006

[about the Marine Corps]

Greg Hahn:
That's the attitude, that's the word they use: "outstanding." Everything is outstanding. "Today, we're going to hit you in the head with a pipe." "Outstanding!"

[laughter]

Greg Hahn:
The same week I came out of boot camp was the week my sister got married, and she had me seat the people at her wedding. I was squared away and fired up for this arrangement. I accepted this assignment. These people come walking up to me in front of the church: "Oh, you must be Patricia's brother."

[as himself]

Greg Hahn:
"SIT DOWN!"

[laughter]

Greg Hahn:
"SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE, I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND!"

[back to normal]

Greg Hahn:
Two hundred people showed up. I put them all in the same row.

[laughter]

Greg Hahn:
[as himself] "TIGHT IT UP, TIGHT IT UP, TIGHT IT UP, TIGHT IT UP!"

[laughter]

Greg Hahn:
[as wedding guest] "We are totally uncomfortable."

Greg Hahn:
[as himself] "OUTSTANDING!"