Bob & Tom Radio: The Comedy Tour2006

[about corporate job interviews]

Greg Hahn:
They always ask you questions where they try to make you sabotage your own self, have you noticed? "Uh, so tell us, where do you think you could use improvement?" As if you're going to say "well, I am seething with hostility."

[laughter]

Greg Hahn:
"I love to throw STAPLERS!"

[pantomimes throwing a stapler]

Greg Hahn:
"I am no stranger to prison."

[holds up his arms in mock handcuffs, and laughs]

Greg Hahn:
"Hey, does this look like ringworm to you? RINGWORM! It's itchy, it's itchy!"

[hold up his hand and scratches it]

Greg Hahn:
I'm a biter, I love to bite!

[growls like a dog]

Greg Hahn:
"I HATE SOAP!"