Bob & Tom Radio: The Comedy Tour2006

Bob Zany:
I love Radio Shack, they have the best slogan: "If you've got questions, we've got answers." I have some questions.

[laughter]

Bob Zany:
If I marry two dwarves, is that bigamy?

[laughter]

Bob Zany:
What does an atheist say during an orgasm?

[laughter]

Bob Zany:
"Oh, Darwin! Oh, Darwin!"

[laughter]

Bob Zany:
I told that joke in Kansas, I got *nothing*!

[laughter]

Bob Zany:
If a tree falls in the forest and hits my wife, but nobody else is around, does a chainsaw still make a noise?

[laughter]

Bob Zany:
If a bisexual turns up missing, should they put their picture on carton of half-and-half?

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Bob Zany:
If I bet a hooker a hundred dollars she can't make me cum, is that gambling or prostitution?

[laughter]

Bob Zany:
If the hand is quicker than the eye, how come I always get caught masturbating?

[laughter]

Bob Zany:
So I was escorted out of Radio Shack...