Bone1972

Bill:
A rat! He's stuck in the drain!

Bernadette:
A rat? In OUR pool?

Bill:
Yeah, I guess he got thirsty and come down from the hills, and fall into the pool and get sucked into the filter.

Bernadette:
Get it out, get it out!

Bill:
It's alive in there!

Bernadette:
Well, so? Get it out!

Bill:
Any idea how?

Bernadette:
Yes, call the pool service. I want this pool drained and scrubbed!

Bill:
The chlorine will kill all the bacteria.

Bernadette:
Oh really? Well, you didn't seem too happy swimming around with a rat in there.

Bill:
Well, I came up about two inches from his face! It was looking me right in the eye!