Brewster McCloud1970

Officer Douglas Breen:
[At the zoo: throwing Brewster, with his expensive camera, into some bushes] Get over in there!

Officer Douglas Breen:
[Holding up a small cylindrical paper object] You know what this is?

Brewster McCloud:
A poorly rolled cigarette.

Officer Douglas Breen:
It's a marijuana cigarette. It's dope. It's dope I picked up after I saw you drop it outta' your pocket. You give me that camera and we'll forget this little matter. If ya' don't, it's one to ten. So take your pick.

Brewster McCloud:
Mister, one of us is crazy.

Officer Douglas Breen:
Oh, yeah? [Pulls out his badge and holds it out]

Officer Douglas Breen:
"Breen." "Narcotics." [a bird turd promptly splats on the badge]