Bronson2008

Charles Bronson:
[Desperately trying to escape from an insane asylum, Bronson meets a patient named John White who reveals that he is a child rapist. Disgusted by pedophiles and wanting to go back to prison, he unsuccessfully tries to kill White by strangulation before carried off by guards] [Scene change, Bronson walks onto a theater stage set in his sub-conscious mind] I would now like to reenact what I call, "When Murder Goes Wrong". [Bronson as himself, right side facing audience] When do I go back?

Charles Bronson (as nurse):
[Bronson whips around, revealing stage make-up of a female nurse's face on his left side] [effeminate voice and body language] Now now, Mr. Peterson, we aren't going to start up all that silliness again, are we?

Charles Bronson:
[whips back around to Bronson, now aggravated] Listen, Nursey, I just wanna know when my trial is and when I head back to the slammer... 'right?

Charles Bronson (as nurse):
[Nurse points at Bronson in a scolding manner] WRONG, Mr. Peterson! Now let's not play sillybuggers, eh? I'll just have to pop you in the botty with one of my special potions, mmm?

Charles Bronson:
[Bronson pauses, breathes heavily] When's my trial?

Charles Bronson (as nurse):
[Nurse wags finger in a condescending manner] Ah-ah-ah-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk, no. Mr. White recovered, dear. There's no trial! [claps gleefully] Isn't that wonderful? However, you are being moved.

Charles Bronson:
[Bronson calms down]... Where?

Charles Bronson (as nurse):
[giggles, nods, and claps ecstatically] YES, Mr. Peterson! Broadmore Asylum for the criminally insane!

Charles Bronson:
[Bronson becomes frustrated again] I deserve to go back to prison for what I did. I want my hotel room back!

Charles Bronson (as nurse):
[Nurse] Well, I'm sure you'll find yourself some solitary... [Bronson turns back to audience and bows; end of scene]