Cecily2006

The Voice:
Where was the first time you saw her?

Man:
Honestly, I can't remember where I first saw her.

The Voice:
And this is the woman you have professed your undying love for?

Man:
I always saw that as some trivial detail parents told their children to relive better times in their relationship.

The Voice:
Seeing as how the subject of children is irrelevant at this point and was implausible even then, I'll let you have that one.