Charmed & Dangerous1987

Mr. Bronsky:
Let me go over the basic info with you, alright? Now this Councilman Braxton, we think that he's been taking bribes from Arabian oil and real estate interests.

Penelope:
What are the bribes for?

Mr. Bronsky:
To make certain that no one but *their* relatives work in liquor stores or 7-11s.

Penelope:
It's working.

Mr. Bronsky:
You bet your sweet ass it is. Now we think that it goes all the way up to the president of the city council. [fumbles for photograph on desk] Yeah. This guy here. We figure that he's like a secret Arab terrorist. Now once they've reached their main goal of takin' over all the liquor stores, all the 7-11s, then they're going to move to their second objective...

Penelope:
Which is?

Mr. Bronsky:
[looks about to insure their conversation is private, leans in closer] Runnin' all the Denny's and Bob's Big Boys.

Penelope:
Really? I thought it would be the gas stations.

Mr. Bronsky:
No. No. That's the Pakistanis. That's another story. Okay, but their main... their main goal, the thing that they're really trying to do... they want to slowly poison all Americans with tainted piccalli. And, by the way, I'd stay away from Slurpees if I was you.