Trainspotting1996

Tommy:
How's it going with Gail?

Spud:
No joy yet.

Tommy:
How long is it?

Spud:
Six weeks.

Tommy:
Six weeks!

Spud:
It's a nightmare. She told me she didn't want our relationship to start on a physical basis as that is how it would be principally defined from then on in.

Tommy:
Where did she come up with that?

Spud:
She read it in Cosmopolitan.

Tommy:
Six weeks and no sex?

Spud:
I've got balls like watermelons, I'm telling you.