Club Carrie2003

Carrie Ann:
So you finally found me. I was wondering when you would. Are you still living that boring, suburban life? Still married to that boring husband?

Mary Jo:
I don't understand - how...?

Carrie Ann:
How do we look so much alike? Because we're twins, you idiot!

Mary Jo:
Twins? When my mother adopted me, she never told me I had a twin sister.

Carrie Ann:
Twins are hard to put up for adoption. It's standard procedure to separate them. It makes it easier to find homes for both of them. But while you were adopted by a very boring, very traditional couple from the Midwest, I was adopted by a couple of West Coast swingers. I grew up without any of the sexual inhibitions that you are imprisoned by, dear sister!