College Coach1933

J- Marvin Barnett:
That's your induction badge for the Campfire Boys of America. They are making you an honorary Grand Woodcraft Chief. I fixed it up for you.

Coach Gore:
I see. What are you getting out of it this time?

J- Marvin Barnett:
Oh, they're just making me an honorary Woodpecker. He's a Pecker too.

Coach Gore:
Yeah, well listen Woodpeckers you can take your Campfire Boys and...

Charles Hauser:
Now, wait a minute coach, you better do it, it's swell publicity. Remember, over a million kids belong to the Campfire Boys. They all got families and they all go to football games.

J- Marvin Barnett:
Pop Warner didn't get it.

Coach Gore:
He didn't?

J- Marvin Barnett:
No. Every Campfire Boy in America will have to call you Chief. You know, some of the biggest men in the world got it. As, eh, Will Rogers, Edward G. Robinson, W. C. Fields, Mickey Mouse.

Coach Gore:
Where did they ever coach?