Comedy Central Roast of Joan Rivers2009

Gilbert Gottfried:
Now it's great to see Robin Quivers. Anyone who has seen the Howard Stern show has heard Robin talk about being molested by her father. She won't shut up about it. She's very proud of it. But what Robin Quivers conveniently leaves out of her delightful anecdote is that even as a kid, she was so ugly that her father would close his eyes and fantasize about her sister, who was no looker herself, I may add. And when he was done pillaging that only daughter, he used to whisper "don't tell anyone" because he was embarrassed. Oh, that shame that that poor man must have felt, having to hide the fact that his molestation standards were so low!