Darby O'Gill and the Little People1959

[Darby is inside the fairy mountain]

King Brian:
Once you're here, there's no goin' back.

Darby O'Gill:
[standing] I gotta get back to Katie!

King Brian:
Ah, you needn't worry about Katie. She'll give you a grand wake an' then she'll forget all about you.

Darby O'Gill:
[angrily] Mind what you say about Katie!

King Brian:
Calm yourself now, calm yourself!

Darby O'Gill:
What've I ever done to you?

King Brian:
Nothing, Darby.

Darby O'Gill:
Who tells all the stories about ye?

King Brian:
You do, Darby.

Darby O'Gill:
Aye, who makes the women watch where they're throwin' their wash water when you an' your lads are out walking invisible?

King Brian:
You do, Darby.

Darby O'Gill:
An' who makes the men tip their hats respectful to every swirl o' dust?

King Brian:
You. You've done grand.

Darby O'Gill:
So you put the come-hither on me, that's 'ow ye pay me back! You ungrateful little frainey! Your heart's as cold as a white Christmas!

[the other leprechauns start shouting angrily]

Darby O'Gill:
They better watch what they're sayin'. I speak Gaelic too! Now you listen to me!

King Brian:
No, you listen to me! Phadrig Oge was standin' under the white thorn tree by the summer house when his Lordship gave you the bad news today. And, the moment I heard you were in trouble I swore I'd take you out of it! And if you're the good, decent man I think you are, you'll be showin' me a little bit of gratitude!

Darby O'Gill:
[abashed] I am grateful.

King Brian:
Then you can forget the tears an' troubles of the world outside. There's nothin' but fun and diversion here!