Deadpool

Deadpool2016

Director: Tim Miller
Stars: Ryan Reynolds, Karan Soni, Ed Skrein, Michael Benyaer
Genre: Action, Adult, Adventure, Comedy
Rating: R
Runtime: 108 minutes

Deadpool (Wade Winston Wilson) is a fictional character appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. Created by writer Fabian Nicieza and artist/writer Rob Liefeld, the character first appeared in The New Mutants #98 (cover-dated Fe… more »



Blind Al:
Why such a douche this morning?

Wade Wilson:
Let's recap: the cock-thistle that turned me into this freak slipped through my arms today... arm... Catching him was my only chance to be hot again, get my super sexy ex back and prevent this sh*t from happening to someone else, so yeah, today was about as much fun as a sandpaper dildo.

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