Death Proof2007

Abernathy:
The answer to your question, is no, of course not.

Zo?:
What do you mean "no of course not?"

Abernathy:
The reason Cecil hasn't had a girlfriend in six years, is because girls will f*** him. And if you f*** Cecil, you don't become one of his girlfriends. Not to say I want to be his girlfriend, but if I did want to be his girlfriend, if I f***ed him, I wouldn't be his girlfriend, I'd be one of his regulars. And I'm getting too f***ing old for that sh*t.

Zo?:
Have you let him do anything?

Abernathy:
Yes! I've let him give me a foot massage, and when we go to the movies, I let him hold my hand.

Kim:
B*tch, you might be acting like you're twelve years old, but he is acting like a man. You need to break the nigga off a piece.

Zo?:
Let me get this straight, you're not f***ing him, you're not sucking him, you're not giving him any tongue, but Darryl Hannah's stand in is?

Abernathy:
Okay, can we just take my sex life off the table?

Zo?:
Actually, it was Cecil's sex life that was on the table, and your lack of one.

Kim:
HAHA.

Abernathy:
Okay, f*** both of you and your little high five.

Kim:
Before you can claim a nigga, you got to claim a nigga. And you can start by giving the mother f***er a hand job on the back of the van on Tuesday.

Abernathy:
I'm not gonna do that.

Kim:
I know you won't, but you know who will? The b*tch that ends up living in that big ass mansion of his.

Lee:
Now I gotta say, I haven't agreed with everything that Kim's said, but it is true, if you stretched it out what you have with Cecil, if you suddenly get dirty on him, it blows their minds...