Die, Mommie, Die!

Die, Mommie, Die!2003

Genre: Comedy
Die, Mommie, Die! is a 2003 American satirical comedy film written by female impersonator Charles Busch, who also plays the lead role. Partly spoof and partly homage, it draws heavily on the tropes and themes of American "Psycho-biddy" films and pla… more »



Sol Sussman:
[Sol is in his den, on the phone, pleading with a money lender of apparently dubious character. Bootsie, the maid, passes by in an adjoining hallway and begins to eavesdrop the conversation] There were extenuating circumstances... Well, you're not in the movie business so you wouldn't understand. These things were beyond my control... What?

Sol Sussman:
- [Bootsie, still eavesdropping, enters one of the nearby doors to get closer to Sol's den. Sol's agitated phone conversation continues] It's impossible... You gotta' give me... You gotta'... Please! Oh, God...

Sol Sussman:
[the sound of the phone receiver slamming down is heard] Oh my God!... Oh my God!... Oh my God!... Oh my God!...

Bootsie Carp:
[Alarmed at hearing Sol in obvious distress, Bootsie enters his den] Are you sick, Mr. S? Should I call Dr. Mendell?

Sol Sussman:
No, no... Nathan Mendell I don't need.

Bootsie Carp:
[Sitting down in front of his desk] Talk to Bootsie. Let her help.

Sol Sussman:
- [Confused and despondent] I... I... I'm out of date. I'm out of touch. My kind of movies' pleas for tolerance of the Jew or the Negro or the immigrant Italian are made a mockery of today. These kids in the beards, they seek to tear down the Establishment. When the f*** did I become the Establishment?

Sol Sussman:
[Sympathetically] You're a great man, Mr. S.

Sol Sussman:
[Agitated] I'm finished. I'm kaput! Bootsie, the only way I could finance this film was to borrow money from... "less than reputable" associates.

Bootsie Carp:
[Slightly shocked] The "Mob"?

Sol Sussman:
The gods have turned against me. The rotten weather, an actress dying and... now the film has fallen apart. They're threatening to give me a bath in cement if I don't pay up! Bootsie, you're lookin' at a corpse.

Bootsie Carp:
[Solemnly quoting Biblical scripture] "He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty." Proverbs, 16.

Sol Sussman:
It's Angela. She's a witch! She put a curse on me! Oh, God! Oh, God! God, God, God, God... [Sol breaks down, sobbing and wailing. Bootsie goes over to console him in her arms]

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