Don't Throw That Knife1951

Moe:
[Shemp and Larry are pretending to be a couple] Good morning what is your name please?

Shemp:
Shempena Howard.

Moe:
Well married or single?

Shemp:
Married and this is my husband, the rat.

Larry:
Cut it out.

Moe:
Tell me Sir, have you any children?

Larry:
[Larry counts his fingers] No children.

Moe:
Where were you born, madam?

Shemp:
In the hospital.

Moe:
Hospital?

Shemp:
Yes, I want to be near my mother.