Down and Out with Donald Duck1987

[Donald is driving along on a vacation to cure his temper, to the music of "Born To Be Wild" by Steppenwolf on the radio, when the music gets interrupted by a news bulletin]

Donald Duck:
[stopping the car] What goes on here?

Radio Voice #1:
And now, a special announcement: Donald Duck, that well-known actor, has left the Disney Studios and is headed for parts unknown.

Donald Duck:
[laughing] You're not kidding, buddy.

[He changes the station]

Radio Voice #2:
We turn from the White House now to a really important story, one that concerns the ingratitude of hams. Donald Duck, that ham actor, has cooked his own goose by...

Donald Duck:
[shocked; upset] Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah? Look who's calling *me* a ham!

[He changes the station again]

Radio Voice #3:
Looks as though Donald's career is at the skin. His fabulous mansion has been foreclosed. That charming actress Daisy Duck has been seen with someone else.

[Donald now is on the verge of tears; he starts sniffing]

Radio Voice #3:
Fans are dying to know how she could have stood his temper for so long. Donald, if you're listening, remember this: it only takes an eraser to rub you out.

Donald Duck:
[sobbing] But... but I'm a legend.

Narrator:
A legend fading fast, thanks to the temper that would not die.