Due Date2010

Ethan Tremblay:
[At the Western Union after some ID troubles] Oh, jeepers creepers. He's right. He's right.

Peter Highman:
What do you mean "he's right"?

Ethan Tremblay:
Ethan Tremblay is my stage name. [to clerk] I'm an actor.

Peter Highman:
Stage name.

Ethan Tremblay:
Yeah.

Peter Highman:
What is your real name?

Ethan Tremblay:
Ethan Chase, but it doesn't sound like an actor's name.

Peter Highman:
[Annoyed] Ethan Chase sounds like the name of an actor. Ethan Tremblay doesn't make any goddamn sense. Okay? It's confusing. It sounds like it was made up...

Ethan Tremblay:
Yeah. I made it up.

Peter Highman:
Ethan, I *know* you made it up. It's your f***ing stage name! Why did you have my wife wire money to your stage name...?

Ethan Tremblay:
I wasn't thinking!

Peter Highman:
Right.

Ethan Tremblay:
I'm just trying to commit to the new name...