Dumb and Dumber To2014

Lloyd Christmas:
[Lloyd meets the now adult Billy 4C for the first time in 20 years] Hey Billy! I hear you got a lot of flockin' birds!

Billy:
Is that you, Lloyd?

Lloyd Christmas:
Very good. I didn't think you'd recognize me after all these years. So what you been up to, buddy boy? Seen any good movies lately?

[Harry nudges him]

Lloyd Christmas:
I mean, you know, like, on the radio?

Billy:
[Lloyd feeds some of Billy's parrots candy] What was that? Did you just feed them something?

Lloyd Christmas:
Relax. Just a little candy.

Billy:
You can't feed candy to birds! They're stomachs'll explode!

Lloyd Christmas:
Even if it's just a few Pop Rocks?

Billy:
Are you crazy? Pick those up! Pick 'em up!

Lloyd Christmas:
All right, all right! Sheesh. Well, nice catching up. See you later.

Billy:
Not If I see you first!

Lloyd Christmas:
Ha-ha! Good one!

Billy:
No, no, no. It's okay, Siskel. Daddy's not going to let them get anywhere near you.

Lloyd Christmas, Harry Dunne:
[Together at once] BOOGA!

[the pair frighten Billy]

Lloyd Christmas:
See? I told you that hearing thing was a wives' tail.