Dumb and Dumber To

Dumb and Dumber To

Dumb and Dumber To is a 2014 American comedy film co-written and directed by Bobby and Peter Farrelly. It is the third film in the Dumb and Dumber film series and a direct sequel to the 1994 film Dumb and Dumber. It stars Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels reprising their roles 20 years after the events of the first film, and also features Rob Riggle, Laurie Holden, Rachel Melvin, and Kathleen Turner. The film tells the story of Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne (played by Carrey and Daniels, respectively), two dimwitted but good-natured adults who set out on a cross-country road trip to locate Harry's daughter who has been adopted. First announced in October 2011, Dumb and Dumber To underwent a turbulent pre-production phase which included, at one point, Carrey withdrawing from the project, and Warner Bros. refusing to distribute the film. The project was eventually taken on in 2013 by Red Granite Pictures and the film was shot in the fall of the same year. Released on November 14, 2014, by Universal Pictures, Dumb and Dumber To received a 29% on Rotten Tomatoes. The film grossed $36.1 million on its opening weekend and over $169 million worldwide. On June 15, 2017, the United States Department of Justice charged that money used to produce the film was stolen from a Malaysian government investment fund. Red Granite Pictures denied knowingly accepting stolen money. Additionally the USDOJ has filed a Forfeiture Complaint in federal court to seize the rights of ownership to Dumb and Dumber To as well as the rights to the Will Ferrell / Mark Wahlberg film Daddy's Home.

Director(s): Peter Farrelly
Production: Universal Pictures
  1 win & 7 nominations.
 
IMDB:
5.6
Metacritic:
36
Rotten Tomatoes:
29%
PG-13
Year:
2014
109
Website
4,970 Views

Harry:
This is stupid Lloyd, I'm not gonna steal an old lady's hearing aid!

Lloyd:
Relax we're just looking for a backup pair, there's gotta be some around here.

[Lloyd and Harry search Mrs. Snergle's room for a hearing aid.]

Mrs. Snergle:
Mikey?

Lloyd:
[pretending to be Mrs. Snergle's grandson] Yeah, Gran. It's Mikey.

Mrs. Snergle:
Oh, thank God you're here. I've got the diamonds.

Harry:
[loudly] Did she say diamonds?

[Lloyd frantically shushes Harry and dashes to Mrs. Snergle's bed.]

Lloyd:
Go ahead, Granny. Mikey's listening.

Mrs. Snergle:
I want you to take all the diamonds with you when you go. I've been hiding them from those thieving lawyers.

Lloyd:
That's good. Granny did a good thing! So, where are the rocks?

Mrs. Snergle:
[pointing down] They're underneath me.

Lloyd:
[about to look under bed] You mean, under the bed?

Mrs. Snergle:
No, under the blanket.

Lloyd:
Oh.

[Lloyd puts his arm under blanket and searches; Mrs. Snergles starts moaning.]

Lloyd:
[chuckling] I'm not finding anything.

Mrs. Snergle:
Go up more.

[Lloyd reaches his arm under blanket further towards Mrs. Snergle.]

Lloyd:
Up here?

Mrs. Snergle:
Keep going.

[Lloyd reaches his arm up even further, unaware he has just stuck his hand up Mrs. Snergle's vagina]

Lloyd:
Did you hide them inside this turkey?

Mrs. Snergle:
Yeah, right. [inhales seductively]

Lloyd:
[wiggling his arm] Wait. There's no diamonds here!

Mrs. Snergle:
[sternly] And you're not my grandson!

Lloyd:
[trying to pull out his arm] Harry, she's got me. She's really clamping down!

[Lloyd finally pulls his hand out from blanket, now covered in dust. Mrs. Snergles giggles mischievously.]

Harry:
[shuddering] Lloyd? I think that was her gran-gina!

Mrs. Snergle:
That's right! So you can cross that one off your bucket list!

[Lloyd blows dust off his hand. Some of it flies into his and Harry's faces and they cough.]

Lloyd:
How much for a beer?

Bartender:
It's gratis.

Lloyd:
[misunderstanding what "gratis" means] Ooh. That sounds expensive. Can you give us a moment?

[Harry and Lloyd turn around to talk]

Harry:
Lloyd, we blew our money on the graduation robes. Maybe we shouldn't drink.

Lloyd:
No way! I need booze, man. If I meet your daughter without a buzz on, she'll think I'm an idiot. [notices two men finishing their beers and gets a sneaky idea] Hey, wait a minute! What about the ol' Stinkeroo?

Harry:
[thinks for a moment] Yeah! I'm in.

[Harry and Lloyd sneak over to the table, where they mix various drinks to create fake beers. Then, they scratch their butts with one hand each and grab the beer glasses with the same hand]

Lloyd:
[to Ms. Sourpuss as she walks by] 'Scuse me, ma'am.

Ms. Sourpuss:
Yes?

Lloyd:
This beer smells funky. Could I have a new one, please?

Ms. Sourpuss:
What do you mean funky?

Lloyd:
Go ahead. Take a sniff. [holds out the glass for Ms. Sourpuss to sniff]

Ms. Sourpuss:
[sniffs the glass] EWW! [takes the glass] I'll get you a freshie.

Harry:
Mine's stinky, too. [holds out the hand that he scratched his butt with, only for Lloyd to hit him on the arm, reminding him to hold the glass out. Harry does so]

Ms. Sourpuss:
[sniffs Harry's glass, then gags in disgust] Yours smells even WORSE! [takes the glass] I'll be right back.

[Harry and Lloyd laugh]

Lloyd:
"Yours smells even worse!"

Harry:
Thanks. You're really good at that, Lloyd.

Lloyd:
Well, I learned from the best. [looks up] Thanks, Mom.


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