Dumb and Dumber To2014

Lloyd Christmas:
Hey, you guys want to play "He Who Smelt It"?

Harry Dunne:
Yeah.

Travis:
What's that?

Lloyd Christmas:
It's complicated, so pay attention. We put the windows up, first one who smells a fart gets a point. If you say who dealt it, double points.

Harry Dunne:
But if you say you smelled a fart and nobody farted, like if we were passing a slaughterhouse.

Lloyd Christmas:
False fart!

Harry Dunne:
You lose a point. And you can't smell your own farts either.

Travis:
What, are you kidding? No! No! I'm not gonna sit around sniffin' you guys's farts like some kind of truffle pig. Forget it!

Harry Dunne:
Okay, fine. Lloyd and I will play one-on-one.

Lloyd Christmas:
Yeah, head-to-head.

Travis:
How can you play one-on-one? If you smell a fart, and you didn't do it, isn't it obvious the other guy did?

Lloyd Christmas:
I thought you said you never played before.

Harry Dunne:
Yeah. Sound like he wrote the rule book.

Lloyd Christmas:
I think we might have a hustler, Har.