Easy A2010

Rosemary:
That boy from yesterday just dropped this off for you...

Olive Penderghast:
Well, put it in the pile of gifts from my other suitors.

Rosemary:
He seems like a nice kid. He seemed a little incredibly gay...

Olive Penderghast:
Dyed in the wool homosexual, that boy is.

Rosemary:
I just want you to know your father and I are totally supportive. We love you no matter what the sexual orientation of your opposite sex sex partner...

Olive Penderghast:
We are not dating, Mom.

Rosemary:
...and don't worry about not making us grandparents. Although we were kind of hoping you'd get "knocked up" so we'd have a second shot at raising kids, really do it right this time.

Olive Penderghast:
Bye now...

Rosemary:
You know, I dated a homosexual once. For a long time, actually... a "long" time...

Olive Penderghast:
Dear God, dear Lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him!

Rosemary:
[Giggles] No.

Olive Penderghast:
[Sarcastically imitates laughing]

Rosemary:
No, no. Your father is as straight as they come. A little too straight, if you know what I mean, girlfriend.

Olive Penderghast:
I don't...