Eddie Murphy: Delirious1983

Eddie Murphy:
You know who'd be a funny f*ggot? Ralph Kramden and Ed Norton. Wouldn't they be funny faggots? Yeah, Ralph Kramden would be leaning out the window there, saying, "Norton! Norton, pal, c'mon down, I wanna show you something!" "Hey there, Ralphie boy, what do ya say there, pal o' mine?" "You know, Norton, I been watchin' you. And I know you been watchin' me. You watch me, I know." "So Ralph, what're ya gettin' at?" "Norton, my friend, how would you like to f*** me up the ass? I know you wanna f*** me, Norton. And you know that I know that you know that I know that you wanna f*** me. Now, I'm gonna bend over, and when I do, start f***in'! Here I go..." [bends over and groans and stammers] "Way to go there, Ralphie boy."