Eddie Murphy: Raw1987

Eddie Murphy:
[imitating Richard Pryor] You ever get like sometimes ye get on that toilet and ye sh*t, that water splash up on yo' ass? Don't that make ye mad, right? You know what really make mad is when the sh*t is halfway out, then go back up in that mothafocka. Why do sh*t be teasin' yo' ass? Just get the f*** out, right? You know what really make me mad is when yo' ass don' cooperate whicha then clinch up and break the sh*t in half? You be mad like a motherf***er too coz you gotta whip yo' ass for 5 hours. Use 12 roles o' toilet paper on that mothafocka. You know what really bother me is when you be strainin' for a long time and one lil' pebble sh*t comes out? Y' want some sh*t this big right? Stick yo' head up your ass and say: That all the sh*t I'm gonn' get mothafocka? And it's afterwards right, when you done with sh*t, you done all the shittin' you gonna do for the whole day and you flush that toilet and one chunk come back... WHAT DOES THAT CHUNK WANT?