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Mike Zavala: It's so funny to text. Who are you textting? That same bitch?Brian Taylor: Dude, yeah. She's smart, man. She's like the first girl I can actually have a conversation with. You know she has a Master of Sciences in Fluid Hydraulics.Mike Zavala: Fluid Hydraulics?Brian Taylor: Yes.Mike Zavala: I wouldn't brag about that, dude. That she has a Master's degree in Fluid Hydraulics.Brian Taylor: I date all these girls, man. They're smoking hot.Mike Zavala: Yeah, your little f***ing badge bunnies.Brian Taylor: I get laid without a badge, thank you very much.Mike Zavala: Because you were in the Marines. Don't ask, don't tell.Brian Taylor: But there's a pattern. An MO here. First date is dinner and a respectful kiss. Second date is full carnal knowledge. And the third date is dinner and uncomfortable silences when I try and discuss anything of merit. Then it's two or three booty calls and it's on to the next.Mike Zavala: Okay, I went to prom and I got married a week later and I ain't tapped anybody but Old Faithful for, like, eight years. So I don't know what you're tripping about, dude.Brian Taylor: Okay. Wait, look at me real quick.Mike Zavala: Uh-huh.Brian Taylor: Okay, ready? I want somebody to talk to. Not just sleep with. Do you f***ing understand what I'm saying?Mike Zavala: Oh yeah. White people get hung up on this f***ing soul mate bullshit. Just hook up with a chick that can cook and wants kids. Some bitch that's down for you that won't f*** your friends and you're straight. Dude, you're the smartest motherf***er I know. You're not gonna find some chick that's as smart as you.Brian Taylor: Really, dude? I'm sorry that the perfect girl wasn't dropped in front of me when I was 18-years old.

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