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George Carlin: Another nice thing about getting old is you can leave any social event early just by saying you're tired.[laughter]George Carlin: Works great with family members. Just turn to the person next to you and you say "Gee, I'm getting tired, you know."[as family member]George Carlin: "Oh, you're tired? Come on, grandpa's tired, grandpa's going to bed." And someone else says "But it's seven thirty in the morning!"[laughter]George Carlin: There's always one asshole in the family. But the best thing about getting old is you're not responsible for remembering things anymore. Even important things; "But it was your daughter's funeral!"[laughter]George Carlin: "I forgot!"[laughter]George Carlin: You can even make believe you have Alzheimer's Disease. That's a lot of fun. You look around the dining room table and you say "Who are you people and where is my horse?"[laughter]George Carlin: Then you stare at your eldest son and say "Agnes! I haven't seen you since First Communion!"[laughter]

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