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[Max and 99 are six miles outside of Smolensk, walking along a dirt road]Maxwell Smart: Okay, not to keep dwelling on this, but that was some kiss. How did you know that would work? Have you kissed other men who then plummeted to their deaths?Agent 99: Okay, okay! You know what, so far our entire "partnership" has consisted of me getting you out of trouble! Do you know why? It is because you keep leading!Maxwell Smart: Well...Agent 99: So here's how we stop that: I lead now! I'm the one with field experience, and you know nothing!Maxwell Smart: I beg to differ! [99 starts walking away] I looked up your field agent exam, and I scored...Agent 99: My *what*?Maxwell Smart: Your field agent exam! I scored eight points higher than you did! That is the difference between an A+ and an A-!Agent 99: [at the same time] This is not a classroom! This is real! You are really going to get yourself killed if you don't listen to me!Maxwell Smart: ...A-! [beat; 99 glares at Max]Agent 99: Okay. Okay, you're faced with an assassin. What do you do?Maxwell Smart: I take out my gun... [pulls his gun out of its holster]... and I would shoot- [as Max raises his weapon in front of him, 99 snatches it from him and points it at his head]Agent 99: You don't have a gun.Maxwell Smart: I did until you took it!Agent 99: "Bang", you're dead!Maxwell Smart: No, I'm not. [99 points the gun at Max's heart]Agent 99: "Bang", you're dead!Maxwell Smart: Stop shooting me.Agent 99: You are dead! [points the gun at spots all over Max's upper body] Bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang, bang!Maxwell Smart: I don't like it when you shoot me! Stop it. Stop shooting me! You've already said I was- [99 sticks Max's gun back into his pants] Hey.Agent 99: [quietly] Throw out your manual. I hear there are no grades. There's only "dead" and "not dead".Maxwell Smart: You know, I am not completely incompetent without a gun. I am a master in the art of ?Choi Kwang-Do. [gets into a warm-up stance, at which point 99 backhands him across the face] I was not ready!Agent 99: That's my point.Maxwell Smart: You know what- [99 slaps him again] Hey! What was that?

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