Lance Vance: Hey, bro! Ha, ha!Victor 'Vic' Vance: Lance?Lance Vance: Hey!Victor 'Vic' Vance: What are you doing here?Lance Vance: You don't sound so pleased!Victor 'Vic' Vance: I'm not so pleased.Lance Vance: Thanks, bro. Who was you expecting? What a greeting, man.Victor 'Vic' Vance: Not you. Someone useful.Lance Vance: So, what am I? A handicap, huh? Your dumbass, lowlife, no-good brother?Victor 'Vic' Vance: Something like that.Lance Vance: Yeah? Well, I'm not the one who got kicked out of the Army.Victor 'Vic' Vance: No, you're the asshole who got kicked out of the Boy Scouts.Lance Vance: Oh, come on, man. I come all this way to see you and you treat me like I got herpes.Victor 'Vic' Vance: Maybe that's because your whole life, you've gotten us into trouble.Lance Vance: Oh, give me a break, man! I've changed!Victor 'Vic' Vance: [pause] Okay, I'll give you a chance. One chance!Lance Vance: Oh, yeah, yeah! Hey, come here, man![Hugs Vic]Lance Vance: You won't regret it, baby! I love you, man! And love can change the world. But Vic...Lance Vance: What?Lance Vance: [In mock seriousness] I have got herpes.Victor 'Vic' Vance: [Pushes Lance away] Get off me, man! Just get in the damn car!Lance Vance: Ha, ha, ha! I'm just kidding!
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