Grand Theft Auto: Vice City Stories2006

Lance Vance:
Hey, bro! Ha, ha!

Victor 'Vic' Vance:
Lance?

Lance Vance:
Hey!

Victor 'Vic' Vance:
What are you doing here?

Lance Vance:
You don't sound so pleased!

Victor 'Vic' Vance:
I'm not so pleased.

Lance Vance:
Thanks, bro. Who was you expecting? What a greeting, man.

Victor 'Vic' Vance:
Not you. Someone useful.

Lance Vance:
So, what am I? A handicap, huh? Your dumbass, lowlife, no-good brother?

Victor 'Vic' Vance:
Something like that.

Lance Vance:
Yeah? Well, I'm not the one who got kicked out of the Army.

Victor 'Vic' Vance:
No, you're the a**hole who got kicked out of the Boy Scouts.

Lance Vance:
Oh, come on, man. I come all this way to see you and you treat me like I got herpes.

Victor 'Vic' Vance:
Maybe that's because your whole life, you've gotten us into trouble.

Lance Vance:
Oh, give me a break, man! I've changed!

Victor 'Vic' Vance:
[pause] Okay, I'll give you a chance. One chance!

Lance Vance:
Oh, yeah, yeah! Hey, come here, man!

[Hugs Vic]

Lance Vance:
You won't regret it, baby! I love you, man! And love can change the world. But Vic...

Lance Vance:
What?

Lance Vance:
[In mock seriousness] I have got herpes.

Victor 'Vic' Vance:
[Pushes Lance away] Get off me, man! Just get in the damn car!

Lance Vance:
Ha, ha, ha! I'm just kidding!