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Jeff Dunham: [about Achmed's dog with no legs] What did you call him?Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [stares at Jeff] Seriously? [pause] Seriously?Jeff Dunham: What?Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I had a dog with no legs.Jeff Dunham: What did you call him?Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Seriously? Okay, you're a comedian, right?Jeff Dunham: Yeah.Achmed the Dead Terrorist: [slowly] I had a dog... with no legs. [threateningly] Ask me again... [Jeff stares at Achmed; they both raise their eyebrows at each other, open their mouths briefly without speaking and move their eyes back and forth between them and the audience]Jeff Dunham: What did you call him?Achmed the Dead Terrorist: I didn't call him anything because he could never come. [the audience laughs] It's not funny!Jeff Dunham: Achmed, that's, like, the oldest joke ever.Achmed the Dead Terrorist: Yes, but in my case, it was true.

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