Jeff Dunham: Controlled Chaos2011

Jeff Dunham:
[about Achmed's dog with no legs] What did you call him?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[stares at Jeff] Seriously? [pause] Seriously?

Jeff Dunham:
What?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I had a dog with no legs.

Jeff Dunham:
What did you call him?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Seriously? Okay, you're a comedian, right?

Jeff Dunham:
Yeah.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
[slowly] I had a dog... with no legs. [threateningly] Ask me again... [Jeff stares at Achmed; they both raise their eyebrows at each other, open their mouths briefly without speaking and move their eyes back and forth between them and the audience]

Jeff Dunham:
What did you call him?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
I didn't call him anything because he could never come. [the audience laughs] It's not funny!

Jeff Dunham:
Achmed, that's, like, the oldest joke ever.

Achmed the Dead Terrorist:
Yes, but in my case, it was true.