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Jeff Foxworthy: That is the official uniform of suspicious noises, underpants and a baseball bat. I don't know what we're hoping to find. Some guy in the living room in his underwear with a ball.[laughter]Jeff Foxworthy: And my dad didn't really didn't need to carry the baseball bat. 'Cause he always wore those big boxer shorts that were gapped open in the front.[laughter]Jeff Foxworthy: Oh, that gap is like a taser to a buglar. "Oh, shut the gap! Shut the gap!"[takes his wallet out of his back pocket]Jeff Foxworthy: "Here, take *my* wallet! Just, please, shut that gap!"[loud whoop from the audience]Jeff Foxworthy: You know my dad, do ya?[laughter]

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