[Bachelor party with an asari stripper]Salarian: I still don't see why we're here. Salarians do not "get married." My family simply negotiated a reproduction contract...Human: Well, it's the closest you guys get to a wedding, and that means you get a bachelor party. End of story.Salarian: I don't understand. Humans celebrate wedding contracts by tempting infidelity? That makes no sense!Human: Calm down, man. Don't embarrass me in front of the stripper.Salarian: What do turians do? Do turians do this too?Turian: I'm just here for the drinks.Salarian: You said that bachelor parties are for very close friends. We're just co-workers.Human: We've been co-workers for five years though. Aren't salarian years like dog years?Salarian: Ok, now, that's offensive. I appreciate the gesture, but my people don't even have sex drives like humans do.Human: Uh-huh. Take a look at *that*, man. Everybody likes the asari. *Everybody*.Salarian: But we actually reproduce by... my word. She is very... limber. I can appreciate her dancing in an aesthetic manner, but... I don't have... feelings of... she is a lovely shade of blue.Turian: Ok, that makes my legs hurt just watching it, and my knees are meant to bend that way.Salarian: This isn't as bad as I'd feared. It's actually... i-is it warm in here? What's that little divot in her abdomen?Human: It's called a belly-button. Humans and asari have them, and you're going to be doing shots out of it later tonight.Turian: That can't be sanitary.Human: Not the point, man!Salarian: I can understand why I might find asari attractive, but how can they be attractive to humans too? They look just like salarians!Human: What? They look exactly like us! I'm not seeing the salarian thing at all. At all.Turian: You're both wrong. Asari look just like blue turians. Look at the head-fringe!Human: Wait, you don't think they're like, mind-controlling us to see them as attractive, do you?Turian: Please be quiet. You're going to ruin asari for me. And there aren't many turian women on Illium.Salarian: Well, I suppose watching just... one more dance couldn't hurt.Human: Hahaha! That's the spirit!Turian: As long as I'm not paying for the drinks.
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