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George Carlin: [from the 'News Headlines' bit] A man who was-A man who was schedul-This is one where you're gonna moan but I'm gonna do it anyway.[three or four audience members moan]George Carlin: Okay. A little pre-moaning. That's nice.[someone throws a bottle of Visine at George's feet]George Carlin: Visine. Do they look *that* red? Would you hold that for me?[a joint falls onto the stage]George Carlin: Hey, *now* I need it![George squirts several drops on the joint]George Carlin: It's like starting a fire for the charcoal burner, you know? God. Well that's gonna be nice. That'll really-well anyway will you hold both for me? Now *you're* under arrest! Here comes the Wisine as we say in the middle part of Europe. Well, there ain't much of this left but there is one final story that I would like to wind up with folks and I do thank you for that visine but I didn't smoke at half-time so if they're red it's just natural eyeball blood pressure or whatever you call that shit. I was-the one you were gonna moan about I was gonna tell about a man who was scheduled for a heart transplat who decided not to have it. He had a change of heart you know.[the audience moans and George giggles happily]George Carlin: I love that shit! I know why you're moaning because you wish you thought of the goddamned thing yourself! I have to think that.

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