List of voters for the quote

Blither: [Dude has just seen the decapitated heads on some spikes] I see you noticed the heads. Motivational. Those are every f***ing bastard I had to climb over to get this job.Dude: [Shocked] Jesus...Blither: [laughs] Foul. They're paper mache. Heh- [to Recorder] He thought they were real. [chuckles; then, to Dude] Sit down. [Dude sits down as he notices one of the 'fake heads' bleeding] Let's get started. Now, I hope you don't mind the recording. We're gonna use it as training later. [Dude is struggling to sit straight on a seemingly broken chair as Blither is telling him this] What the f*** is wrong with you?Dude: Uh, it's, uh, the chair is...Blither: [Interrupting] Alright, we're on a time clock. So let's get started, alright?Dude: Alright. Well... so, uh, I'm here for the job, sir.Blither: [looking through Dude's resume] Right, you're a factory worker.Dude: I WAS a factory worker, but the factory got closed down. So, I got laid off.Blither: I have interviewed fifteen other people for this job. What makes you think you're better than them?Dude: Well, I don't know if I am better than them...Blither: Well, god damn it, pal! If you want this job, you better reach out and grab it! You better put those f***ing heads on the wall! [pause] You know what? F*** it, let's go to questions.Recorder: What is your greatest strength?Dude: Uh... I'm a really good team player.Recorder: Wrong. [Types for a while] What is your greatest weakness?Dude: Uh, I'd say I work too hard. [chuckles]Recorder: Wrong. [Types again] How would you move a mountain using only a spoon?Dude: A spoon?Recorder: If you were in a box, how would you think outside it? [Dude starts to think of an answer] Wrong. [Types again] Last question: What is the difference between a duck?Dude: [Long awkward pause] And... [Another pause; Dude is waiting for more to the question, but nothing. Then, Dude stands up in frustration] What the hell is wrong with you people? A wha- a duck? I don- I came here for a job! A JOB! As far as I know, that job has nothing to do with a cocksucking, motherf***ing DUCK!Blither: [after a long pause] Congratulations, pal. You're our leading candidate. How does it feel?Dude: [Surprised] It feels good?Blither: No, no, no. How does it feel, huh? How does it feel? I mean, how does it feel to put f***ing fifteen heads on that wall? I'll tell you how it feels! It feels f***ing great, doesn't it? It feels f***ing great. [Starts making pelvic thrusts]Dude: [Excited] So, I got it! I got the job!Blither: Oh, hell no. No, no, no, this is just a getting-to-know-you interview. We still have some more, uh, one hundred and twenty? Yeah, some more candidates, but hell of a start, though.

This page is about the voters of this movie quote.