Nurse: Do you like what you see?Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: I love what I see.Nurse: Would you like to touch what you see?Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Yes. Yes I would.Nurse: Would you like to go out with me?Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Uh, yes I would.Nurse: Would you like to f*** me?Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Bingo.Nurse: Well then let's see what you've got... [investigates his bulge] Doesn't interest me. Nothing there.Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Nothing there? Just exactly what would interest you, something the size of a jumbo jet?Nurse: Have you been circumcised?Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: Yeah I have, why?Nurse: Your doctor must have cut a large portion off.Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: No uh, he was a, he was a good doctor.Nurse: Good doctors make mistakes too, that's why they have insurance.Joe Marshall, the samurai cop: [getting closer to her] Hey... don't worry. I got enough. It's big.Nurse: I want bigger. [walks away]
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