Samurai Cop

     

Samurai Cop1991

Stars: Robert Z'Dar, Mathew Karedas, Janis Farley, Mark Frazer
Genre: Action, Crime, Thriller
Rating: UNRATED
Runtime: 96 minutes

Samurai Cop is a 1991 American direct-to-video action film directed, produced and written by Amir Shervan. The film stars Robert Z'Dar, Matt Hannon and Mark Frazer. The film has attained a cult following. more »


Nurse:
Do you like what you see?

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop:
I love what I see.

Nurse:
Would you like to touch what you see?

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop:
Yes. Yes I would.

Nurse:
Would you like to go out with me?

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop:
Uh, yes I would.

Nurse:
Would you like to f*** me?

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop:
Bingo.

Nurse:
Well then let's see what you've got... [investigates his bulge] Doesn't interest me. Nothing there.

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop:
Nothing there? Just exactly what would interest you, something the size of a jumbo jet?

Nurse:
Have you been circumcised?

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop:
Yeah I have, why?

Nurse:
Your doctor must have cut a large portion off.

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop:
No uh, he was a, he was a good doctor.

Nurse:
Good doctors make mistakes too, that's why they have insurance.

Joe Marshall, the samurai cop:
[getting closer to her] Hey... don't worry. I got enough. It's big.

Nurse:
I want bigger. [walks away]

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