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[Norah Jones is in her dressing room preparing a drink when Ted and John arrive]Ted: Hey, play 'Chopsticks', you jazzy slut!Norah Jones: Teddy!Ted: Hahaha! How are you?Norah Jones: [Hugs Ted] How are you, you fuzzy asshole?Ted: Well, you know I'm not a hot half-Muslim chick who sold over 37 million records, but I'm hanging in there.Norah Jones: Well, half-Indian, but... thanks.Ted: Hey, whatever. Thanks for 9/11. Hey listen - I want you to meet a good pal of mine, all right? John Bennett, Norah Jones.John: [Approaches Norah to shake her hand] Hi, hi, Norah Jones.Norah Jones: Hey. Hey there, sweaty. [wipes hand on her dress] Um, you ready to bring down the house?John: Yes, ma'am. Yeah, thank you for the opportunity. Miss... Ma'am Jones, I... thank you.Ted: Jesus, you look fantastic.Norah Jones: Well, you're probably not used to seeing me fully clothed.Ted: [laughs] Yeah, I know, right? You mean... me and Norah met in 2002 at a party at Belinda Carlisle's house. And we had awkward fuzzy sex in the coat room.Norah Jones: Actually, you weren't so bad for a guy with no penis.Ted: Yeah, you know, I've written so many angry letters to Hasbro about that.

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