Mooj: [talking to a customer] This is a great TV. Nothing beats a plasma.Jay: What are you doing? That's my customer.Mooj: It certainly is not. When I came upon her, she was unattendedJay: No, no, that's my... She was unattended because I went to the back to get the brochure she requested.Mooj: I apologize, but it's too late. The transaction is completed.Jay: Then you gonna give me half the commission.Mooj: You will receive none of the commission.Jay: I need to talk to Paula. This is crazy, man!Mooj: This is bullshit! Every time I make a sale, you go crying to Paula. How about... how about Jesse Jackson? Oh, Jesse, he needs a call...Jay: I'm sick of you poaching my customers.Mooj: I'm sick of your crybaby bullshit!Jay: You wanna take this shit outside? You wanna just take it outside and just squash it?Mooj: Let's stay inside so everybody can see what a pussy you have, okay? Because when I remove the blade I keep in my boot from its sheath, I cannot return it until it has spilt blood.Jay: Listen to me, listen to me! You are f***ing with the wrong n*gger.Mooj: Hey, hey! You are f***ing with the wrong sand n*gger, okay?Jay: I will hang your old ass by your turban!Mooj: [Mooj has a very definite Indian accent] Oh, turban, now! Do you see any f***ing turban here? Do I talk like a turban guy? Do I say, "Hey, Jay, you want a slurpee? You want a slurpee?" F*** you, okay? I was born in Brooklyn. Brooklyn, okay? My accent is a f***ing Brooklyn accent, okay? Okay?Jay: All right, man. Calm down, dude! Look... you still covering my shift on Friday or what?Mooj: If I can keep this commission... with pleasure.Jay: Cool, man. All right, pops.[They hug; Jay leaves]
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