[Mooj has found out Andy is a virgin; extended DVD version]Mooj: Andy, don't let them bother you. It's ok not to have sex. Not everybody's a pussy magnet. You are, ah, what are you, 25?Andy: I'm 40.Mooj: Holy shit man! You gotta get on that. Life isn't about sex. Life is about children, and passion, and spirit!Andy: Yeah, life's about passion.Mooj: It's not about f***ing and balls and pussy. It's about love.Andy: {sighs}Mooj: It's about people. It's about connection.Andy: (nodding) It's all about connections.Mooj: It's not about tossing salad. It's not about cock and ass and tits.Andy: (uncomfortable) Hm-hmm.Mooj: And butt hole pleasures.Andy: It's not about butt hole pleasures at all.Mooj: It's not about these rusty trombone, and dirty sanchez. It's not about rainbow showers and camel-toe slide, and your Cincinnati bowtie, your Arabian goggles or the hot carl and pearl necklace, or pussy juice cocktails, and the jagged-head dildos, and the double-decker pussies.Andy: (scared) OK. I, y'know, double pussies and--Mooj: Shit stained balls, and cum swapping, and the hanging brain, it's not about the rattlesnake wiggle, and the alligator f*** house, donkey-punching, the tea-bagging--Andy: Mooj, just please stop.
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