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Operator: Hotline.Andy: Hi, yes, I'm calling because it's more than four hours and your ad said to call if it's been more than four hours.Operator: How much of the medicine have you taken, sir?Andy: I haven't taken any, but your ad said that if you've had an erection for more than four hours, you call.Operator: You're only supposed to call if you've taken the medicine.Andy: Okay. I'm sorry. I must not have heard that part.Operator: Yes. If you haven't taken the medicine, you don't call.Andy: Right. I'm sorry. Right. So, there's nothing you can do? I just don't wanna--Operator: There's nothing I can do. I'm in Bombay, India.Andy: Okay. No, not you personally. I just don't want--I just don't want to have an erection anymore.Operator: You know, you could have sex.Andy: Okay. Yup.Operator: That's one thing people do when they have an erection.Andy: Yeah, that's not an option. I don't have sex.Operator: Okay, well, then you can masturbate.Andy: I'd rather not masturbate.Operator: If you'd like the erection to go away, you can light a match, blow out the flame and put the hot ember on your wrist. And that will focus the brain elsewhere, and you will lose your erection.Andy: Really? That'd work?Operator: Take your finger and flick your testicle, and if you do that till it hurts, your erection will go away.Andy: Okay, all right. It sounds unpleasant and it is.Operator: It is a trick we use in India.Andy: Okay, those are all good pieces of advice. I really appreciate it.Operator: We appreciate your business--oh, no. We didn't get your business!Andy: No, not this time. I guess I didn't need you this time. Thank you.

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